Today one of my friends (not a comic book person) named her favorite super heroes as: The Wonder Twins.
I never could stand the Wonder Twins. When I watched the Super Friends cartoon, I knew, even at the age of 9ish, that they were not “real” because they weren’t in the comics. Since they were created just for the cartoon, they didn’t “count” the way the other characters did. I realize this reveals deep flaws in my perception of reality.
Also, their powers were stupid. Jayna turning into any animal was fine, but Zan…
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Also, and this is what annoyed me most, they were just super hero failures. Whenever they went on separate missions, they did a fist bump to activate their powers so that they’d have one transformation charge ready in case of an emergency. That was pretty smart. However, on every other episode (like, 99% of them), the twins got separated, often by just a jot over the length of their pet monkey, Gleek, who could complete their activation circuit. Even as a little kid, I couldn’t understand why they didn’t just fist bump every morning so that they’d be ready for the inevitable forced separation.
Here’s a list of some of the forms taken by Zan, who could turn into any form of water:
Form a super-cooled ice door.
Form of giant ice handcuffs.
Form of water. (which would then jump into a bucket so his pet monkey could carry him on the back of his sister in the shape of an eagle)
Form of an ice boat.
Shape of a giant wave.
Shape of a giant water hand.
Shape of an ice spear.
Form of an ice giant.
Form of giant ice handcuffs.
Form of water. (which would then jump into a bucket so his pet monkey could carry him on the back of his sister in the shape of an eagle)
Form of an ice boat.
Shape of a giant wave.
Shape of a giant water hand.
Shape of an ice spear.
Form of an ice giant.
Shape of an ice plane.
Seriously. An ice plane. With a jet engine. Made out of ice. I was willing to believe a dude from Krypton could lift a car and fly with no apparent means of propulsion, but the idea that Zan could choose such a complex shape seemed ridiculous. I mean, c’mon.
Ridiculous powers, activate!
Also, and this is what annoyed me most, they were just super hero failures. Whenever they went on separate missions, they did a fist bump to activate their powers so that they’d have one transformation charge ready in case of an emergency. That was pretty smart. However, on every other episode (like, 99% of them), the twins got separated, often by just a jot over the length of their pet monkey, Gleek, who could complete their activation circuit. Even as a little kid, I couldn’t understand why they didn’t just fist bump every morning so that they’d be ready for the inevitable forced separation.Those of you who grew up with shows like Avatar: The Last Airbender, Batman: The Animated Series, Superman: The Animated Series, Justice League (and Justice League Unlimited) so totally win.